λ Crit & Code {} if (nerd) { continue; }
function crit(){ return 'success!'; }
# Linux | Networking | Dev | RPG
class HackerMode { activate() }
roll_d20() { return (Math.random() * 20) + 1; }
sub crit_hit { print "Natural 20!\n"; }
mov eax, 0xC0FFEE ; init caffeine boost
print("import this") # The Zen of Python
System.out.println("Hello, World! // Java strikes again!");
public class CodeCritic { void debug() { // Fix bugs } }
throw new Exception("It's not a bug, it's a feature!");
if (monkey.has_banana) { talk("Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!"); }
func steal_pie() { return "You fight like a dairy farmer!"; }
# TODO: Implement AI that critiques bad code with sarcasm

Crit & Code

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I'm Riccardo Bella, founder of Crit & Code. I specialize in delivering IT courses both online and in person, helping individuals and companies enhance their technical skills. With a passion for technology and problem-solving, I bring a hands-on approach to every project.

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